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Copyright: 16.2.2015 By: Felix R. Kittel
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JOKES
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The three vollgenden most abnormal, most perverse jokes for the "HARDEST" of the planet's earth, of which I thought until now.
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1) Tell one to his/its future one: However, I want to make it right! There is first sex with me, after the marriage! The woman answered it: Yes, that is very much, however, very hard for me. Then in the church, before gathered team, and before current camera, directly sex before the priest, after the ring-transfer and the publicly allowed kiss!!!
2) Ask me a human being: Please, request, help me, I cannot come from the universe! There, I say: One cannot come from the universe, but I try it!! Dan goes away into my apartment I, masturbates astrally in the universe, goes back again to the inquiring people and says: Here please that sperm, I did it, but it was very much, very heavy!!! HP: OF COURSE DIGNITY I THIS ACTUALLY NEVER BRINGS, BECAUSE THIS LASTS GEFÄHLICHE A TITAN MEANNESS FOR THE INQUIRING HUMAN BEING!!!!
3) Say the "MAN": However, you want also everything of me. Hair, foot and fingernails and even my eye-tears. Now, the "MAN" thinks and says: Now langts, and the hair lets themselves grow as far as to the ground. Furthermore, "HE/IT" leaves his/its nails about. 1 meters long grows and has very many problems to put on his/its shoes and is also no more Fingerfährtig.


(I smiled upon tears and stomach aches at the beginning, as I thought of these 3 jokes.)

 
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